My name is Randi Kirchofner LMT, NTP, CPC
I’m thrilled you’re reading my story – because I’m going to bet we are a lot alike, you and me. We both want to have a life we love and the energy to live it.
Which means neither one of us can just wander through life mindlessly stuffing our faces and not paying attention to our bodies. I bet you know firsthand how confusing and overwhelming it can be to try to eat right and know what supplements your body needs.
Well, not anymore. I make getting healthy and having more energy dead easy – with less stress and zero drama.
Health and wellness is a people business and I’m a social butterfly. Keep reading to find out where I came from, how I got here, where I’m going and where I can take YOU.
I’m Randi, and I love what I do (And Coffee, and Imported Beer. Shhh!)
I grew up in a very food driven household; my dad was a hunter and fisherman, and my mom loved to cook. The number one thing my mom taught me about food was we didn’t have the money for a lot of things in life, but we could afford food so she was going to eat whatever she wanted because she enjoyed it and it made her feel good.
When your family bonds around food, it becomes an emotional attachment deeply rooted into your personality.
And the fact was that I loved junk food. I mean crazy loved it.
A day in my life would consist of a couple doughnuts with flavored coffee, usually mixed with hot cocoa for breakfast. A 44 oz slushie with a king size candy bar and a bag of chips for lunch. And dinner consisted of either a frozen dinner or a double cheese burger with a jumbo fry and super-sized soda. Not to mention the snacks I had throughout the day.
In my young adulthood, I suffered from several major health issues. One of which almost killed me. I was in a medicated coma for several days and living with a pick line in my chest. I was sick for the better part of a year. I had several surgeries for various things and was about 350 pounds. All before the age of 25.
In 2004 I was diagnosed with the Epstein Barr virus. If you haven’t heard of it, neither had I. It is the mother virus to mono. My life was falling apart and fast. There were times I could not lift myself out of bed. After months of doctor appointments, tests, medications and thousands of dollars with no improvement, I went to an iridologist.
The iridologist suggested a regiment of supplements and vitamins and within 48 hours, I was feeling like myself again. After a week I was back to living my life!
This experience opened my eyes to a whole new world – and I wanted to live in it.
I was already a practicing massage therapist, but now I wanted more than to just rub bodies. I wanted to help people change their lives!
My first step was to work in a Naturopathic doctor’s office. I worked beside a third generation Naturopath for 8 years and boy did I learn a ton. I don’t what it is about the human body and how it works, but I have a passion for understanding how it all works.
After the Naturopath’s office and some extensive training, I opened my own health and wellness office, Vitality Health Centers. And boy has it been an adventure!
I love to teach others how to have the energy and freedom to create the life they desire!
I love watching my clients change their lives. Some have come to me when no one else could help, and some have come to me as a last resort. I have helped all ages from newborn to late 90’s, and every one of their stories touches me and their successes excite me.
So what can I do for you?
I have created a crazy simple program to bring you back to life – a life with energy and vitality. You know the kind of life you want to live. The kind of life where you have fun. Remember that life? Yep, you can have it back.
I know what you’re thinking, yeah right I’ve heard this before.
Believe me, I know where you are coming from. Remember – I was in your shoes. Probably even worse, I can’t believe some of the shit I used to eat and think it was fine.
I know how hard it is to weed through what is healthy and what is not. Is this really good for me or just good marketing? It’s frustrating and hard to succeed at the wellness game. That’s why I have done all the work for you.
Admittedly, the first clients I had were very patient as I struggled through my learning curve. But I have been in the business for 15 years now and the past 5 years I have spent most of my time studying and practicing nutrition.
Today, everything I do – from helping clients one on one to my programs is about helping people just like YOU get results and live with more energy and more life.
I created Fast Food to Fabulous as a 90 day reboot to your system. I will walk you through 4 easy steps, holding your hand the whole way.
In step one we will cut through the inflammation in your body so we can get to the root of what is really going on. Step two is all about healing you gut, which research has proven is the second brain and controls as much or more of the hormones in your body as your brain. Once your gut is healed and can handle it, I will take you through detoxification. This will rid your body of all the bugs and nasties you have collected over the years. Then we will restore your joints and cells, this will lock in all the hard work you have done.
During each step, you will be given all the tools needed to succeed. Including a food list, daily journal and recipes along with many other bonus items. There is no reason for you not have a life you love anymore! Click here to learn more about Fast Food to Fabulous.
If you are one of those people who purchases a home workout program and then never opens it (I am guilty too) and know you need more accountability to stay on track – I got you covered. I have an option to have one on one consultations with me while you complete the 90 day program. Click here to see this option.
And if you don’t want to go through the program, but know I can help you with a mysterious underlying problem no one can figure out then click here to see how we can work together.