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Take back your life – and make it the one of your dreams!

Is this you? It’s the crack of dawn, time to get up. Drag yourself to the kitchen for that first shot of caffeine, oh how you love that smell, yes- soon you will be able to think again. But damn you’re still tired from the day before. Aren’t you suppose to feel energized and ready for the day after your slumber?
Oh well, time to get ready for work, get the kids off to school, and start on the never ending to do list. As the family runs out the door, a few more “I forgot to tell you” get added to the list.

Fast forward to the end of your day. You’ve worked all day, ran here and there. Picked up this and that and made sure everyone got everywhere they needed to be and everything they needed for the day. Even the list of “I forgots.”

Dinner is done and Its early, you could play games with the family, visit with some friends or family, go out (when was the last time you had a night out, even to the movies?) or you could even…. wait for it…..spend some time with your spouse. You know the kind of time you both wish you had more of, the kind of time you used to have together. When was the last time?

But you’re just too damn tired.

So instead you retreat to watching T.V. or surfing social media to distract yourself from life.
You’re not alone. Not enough energy and too much pain are the biggest complaints I hear from clients, friends, family, and that oversharing person in the grocery line- you know the one.

The reason? Our world is filled with overstimulation. It’s everywhere. We are hit with over 30,000 marketing tactics, 80,000 plus chemicals in the air, and Electro-magnetic waves from everything wireless that runs our lives just to name a few. Not to mention the chemical, hormone, and GMO laced food we are eating. Oh! I and I almost forgot, stress. Congratulations, you are exposed to all this just because you woke up this morning and are living your life.

Our world is full of toxins and without the proper fuel, our bodies can’t keep up.

I’ve spent much of the last 15 years figuring out how to get all kinds of people out of pain and give them their energy back. As a massage therapist, I was able to master the patterns in the body that hold onto pain and release them. I built on that knowledge to free my clients from the chains that are holding them back. I have helped all kinds of people from young to old, obese to body builders, stroke victims to paraplegics and everything in between.

But you want to know a secret?

My biggest successes come from people who are probably just like you. The moms and dads, the business professionals, the not so young but not yet so old. That’s who needs the help the most. It’s the population trying to make it in the world, trying to have the career, family, and a life. You know the ones who want it all and want to have fun while doing it. By the way, when was the last time you had fun? I mean real fun?

I’m not trying to tell you working with me is going to be fun. We don’t just sit around goofing off and magically your life fixes itself. Don’t get me wrong, I’m funny as hell and we will laugh…a lot… but you are also going to work your butt off to get your life back – your energy back – your fun back.

There will be days you hate me, you will probably whine and maybe cry.

But I am not going to ask you to do anything I haven’t done myself. I live what I preach. I walk the walk. And I can teach you how I’ve gotten my life back. We’ll work through your bad habits with food and life, your emotional attachments to the drama and junk food, and the toxic environment and people you are exposed to everyday.

Am I like everyone else? Is what I do a cookie cutter solution? Although we all fit into less than a dozen basic levels of needs, each person has their own bio-individuality and has lived through their own life and own traumas, everyone needs their own strategies. I help you find the path and make the changes needed to make real and lasting change.

And by now you should understand a little about my personality and how I work. So if you don’t have a problem with a straight forward no bull shit approach to getting your life and energy back, and you are ready to work harder than you ever have to get the life you dream of then you’re in the right place.

“Randi Kirchofner gave me back my life…”
Jennifer Potter, NTP     Read More…

Are you ready to change your life forever?

Yes! I am ready to change my life forever!

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